The “Tech guy with a jumper” is at it again. Spencer Dinwiddie, who has been the most active Brooklyn Net on Twitter by far since the NBA suspended its season indefinitely almost a month ago, has decided to apply for the open Chicago Bulls general manager position, as you can see in his tweet below:
It’s come to my attention the @chicagobulls need a GM. If you say pretty please I just might come back as first ever player/GM 🤙ðŸ¾
— Spencer Dinwiddie (@SDinwiddie_25) April 8, 2020
Dinwiddie, no stranger to sarcasm, took his joke a few steps further by breaking down what he thinks the Bulls should do in the short term in order to fix their broken franchise. He starts off his plan by saying Chicago should trade Tomáš Satoranský for himself and appoint Dinwiddie the GM, with Chicago also giving Brooklyn an additional pick to make it fair because “Dinwiddie gets buckets.”
His next step includes Klutch Sports signing Dinwiddie to their agency, if and only if, Anthony Davis joins the Bulls. Pretty foolproof plan so far right? Dinwiddie then breaks down what his roster would look like with the addition of himself and AD, as you can see below:
Now I know I have my backcourt in Dinwiddie/Lavine. Lauri/AD as my bigs. Not to mention my bench guard who can play either position Coby white (I’m a fan). Solid 5. But looks like we’d be missing wing defenders and an athletic 5 man to round out the 9man rotation.
— Spencer Dinwiddie (@SDinwiddie_25) April 8, 2020
Dinwiddie even goes as far as to discuss what the Bull’s bench rotation would look like under his supervision as well:
4 Main reserves: harkless, coby, lotto pick, Lauri.
1 vet. 3 Super talented youth.If AD needs more vets we adjust and go all in. We also collaborating on the coach decision.
— Spencer Dinwiddie (@SDinwiddie_25) April 8, 2020
Dinwiddie would go on to tweet about his hypothetical plan as the future player/GM of the Chicago Bulls 9 more times, finishing his thread by tweeting “THEY CALL ME JACKIE MOON”, the infamous player/owner/coach played by Will Ferrell in the fictional movie Semi-Pro. It seems he put a lot of thought into this sincere troll of the Chicago Bulls.
Dinwiddie wasn’t finished lending his roster decision-making expertise on Twitter, tweeting directly at the Knicks:
Back by popular demand and here to take on the @nyknicks task… but first let me grab my wine for this lol https://t.co/XbPARQAQue
— Spencer Dinwiddie (@SDinwiddie_25) April 9, 2020
After thinking it over, Dinwiddie decided that his attempt to hypothetically fix the Knicks roster would be “too dicey.”
Nobody knows if Dinwiddie will be on the Brooklyn Nets next season, but wherever he ends up, let us hope he never stops tweeting.
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